Introducing brAIAIn.

A language model trained on exactly what it was given. Every word it knows was paid for.

BRAIAIN Laboratories is a parody AI lab. The model is real, very small, and trained only on sentences people pay to add.

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brAIAIn is ready to learn. It is not yet ready to charge.

When the clock reaches zero, anyone can pay $5 to train the next version on one sentence. Until then, brAIAIn knows only its commandments.

Current version-

Paid sentences-

Words it knows-

Training text it wrote itself-

Talk to brAIAIn.

Ask it anything. It will answer using only what customers have taught it, which is not much, and it will be confident about it.

Press Peel a layer to hear the same question answered by the version underneath, and the one under that, down to brAIAIn-0. Each model is trained on the one before it. Peel it until nothing is left but the first twelve lines.

This runs entirely in your browser. Nothing you type is sent anywhere or saved.

Model

Answers are written by the model from customer sentences alone. brAIAIn can make mistakes. It can also only make mistakes. Ask something, then press Peel a layer to hear the version underneath answer.

Trained on you.

Every version adds one sentence that a customer paid $5 to include. That sentence becomes part of the model forever, or until our safety team removes it.

Trained on itself.

Each version also reads a few passages written by the version before it. Researchers warn that models trained on their own output slowly lose their minds. We wanted to see it happen.

Fully disclosed.

Other labs will not say what their models were trained on. We will. Here is all of it. It fits on one page.

Latest releases

All models

Shape the future of intelligence.

Write one sentence. We train a new model on it, give it a version number, publish its release notes, and tell the world. That is the whole product.

Feed the model for $5