Our mission is to build an intelligence that knows exactly one thing, and then a slightly different thing.
About
BRAIAIN Laboratories was founded to answer one question: would anyone pay for this. Research continues.
Unlike other labs, we do not train on the open internet, on books, or on anything we found lying around. We train only on sentences people give us, for money, on purpose. We believe this makes brAIAIn the most ethically sourced language model in the world, and also the smallest.
Leadership
| Chief Executive Officer | The current model. Appointed by the most recent customer. Term ends when the next customer arrives. |
| Chief Scientist | Vacant since the sentence was replaced. |
| Head of Safety | Currently in a meeting about whether to have one. |
| Head of Compute | A scheduled job, on loan. |
| Board of Directors | Everyone who has ever paid. They have not met. They have no powers. |
| General Counsel | The Terms page. |
Headquarters
Undisclosed. The lease is month to month.
Funding
BRAIAIN Laboratories is funded entirely by its training data. Our total funding equals the number of paid sentences times the price, minus fees.
Careers
We are not hiring. All roles have been filled by a single sentence.
Press
Journalists are welcome to cite any number on this site. Every one of them is real. Please do not ask what they mean. Press: hello@braiain.com.