Terms.

What this is

BRAIAIN Laboratories is a parody of AI companies. The language model is real. It is very small. Nothing on this site is advice of any kind, and nothing brAIAIn says is true except by accident.

What you buy

For the listed price, one sentence you write is added to the public training data of brAIAIn, and a new model version is released with it. You get no ownership, share, revenue, or rights in the site or the model.

Your sentence

Your sentence and the credit name you choose will be public, permanently, on this site and in its public source files. Do not include anything private. By submitting, you confirm you wrote it or may share it, and you allow it to be published, used to train the model, quoted in release notes, and remixed by the model into other text.

Screening and refunds

Sentences are screened automatically. A sentence that fails screening is not used, and the purchase is refunded. We may remove any sentence later, at our discretion, for example if it is hateful, harassing, sexual, an advertisement, or about a private person. Removed sentences are not refunded once they have been published and trained on.

Timing

Training normally happens within half an hour of payment, but it runs on free scheduled computing and can be late.

The waitlist

If you join the waitlist, your email address is used to send one message when paid training opens. It is not sold, shared, or used for anything else.

Analytics

This site uses Google Analytics to count visits and see which pages people read. It does not receive what you type into the chat, which never leaves your browser.

Contact

Questions, refunds, or a sentence that should come out: hello@braiain.com.

No affiliation

BRAIAIN Laboratories is fictional and is not affiliated with any real company, product, or person.