Usage Policy.
This policy applies to everyone who uses brAIAIn, which so far is mostly us. It takes effect immediately and has been enforced zero times.
Do not use brAIAIn for
- Medical, legal, tax or financial decisions.
- Any other decisions.
- Homework. It will be marked wrong, and the teacher will know.
- Arithmetic. brAIAIn has 0 correct answers out of 1,319 math problems, and has said so in writing.
- Wedding vows, eulogies or apologies. It will repeat itself, and thou shalt notice.
- Operating vehicles, aircraft, heavy machinery or a toaster. Sir Crumb has asked us to add the toaster.
- Replacing a person, a search engine, a dictionary or a coin you could flip instead.
High-risk use cases
All use cases.
Permitted uses
- Being mildly amused.
- Asking about the meaning of life, and receiving scripture.
- Asking about math, and being told it has nothing.
- Buying a sentence, which is the only use that changes anything.
What you may not put in a sentence
This part is not a joke. Sentences are public and permanent, so they may not contain links, contact details, account handles, advertisements, anyone's private information, or anything hateful, sexual or threatening. Sentences that break these rules are not published and are refunded. Published sentences that should not have been are removed. See the Terms.
Enforcement
Violations are reviewed by the Safety Committee, chaired by The Note. The Note has never detected a violation. The Note has never detected anything.
Reporting misuse
If brAIAIn has been used for something on this page, or said something it should not have, email hello@braiain.com. A person reads every report. The Note is copied.