For the person who has everything, except a sentence in a language model.
Give someone a permanent place in the training data of a real AI. It usually ships within minutes, needs no wrapping, and cannot be returned, because the model has already learned it.
The Minnow
For coworkers, cousins and the friend who keeps sending you AI screenshots. Their sentence goes into the next version, with their name on the release notes.
Give a sentenceor print a gift card and let them chooseThe Shark
Everything in the Minnow, plus a printable certificate signed by a goose, a sticky note and a coffee mug. Frame-ready. Frame not included. See the certificate.
Give a certificateor print a gift card and let them chooseThe Whale
Everything in the Shark, and they choose the codename of the version it creates. Few people can say they named a language model. Now one more can.
Name a versionor print a gift card and let them chooseHow to give it
If they should choose the sentence
- Print the gift card below and give it to them.
- They scan the code, write their sentence and try it on a preview of the model.
- They send it back to you. You get a link with their sentence and a checkout button.
- Buy it. Their version usually goes live within minutes. Send them the release notes, and for the Shark or Whale, the certificate.
If you already know the sentence
- Ask them first. The sentence and the name are public forever, so leave out anything private.
- Buy it. Type the sentence at checkout and their name in Credit as.
- Send them the release when it goes live.
Shipping
Orders placed by 11:50 pm on December 24 arrive by Christmas. So do orders placed at 11:59 pm. Most ship within minutes, worldwide, by internet. A credit that looks like a full name is read by a person first, which can take up to a day, so for those, order by December 23.
Printable gift card
Fill it in, print it, cut it out, put it in a card. White paper, thin lines, easy on toner. Nothing you type here is saved. The names go into the QR code, so the card can greet them by name.
BRAIAIN LABORATORIES
Admit One Sentence
into the training data of a real language model
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Good for up to 255 characters. Valid forever. Redeem by scanning the code, or by telling the person named in From what you want the model to learn. No cash value. Some sentimental value. braiain.com
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Scan to redeem
Prints at 6.5 by 3.2 inches with a cut line. Fits a 5 by 7 card.