A gift for someone who won't stop talking about AI.
They have opinions about every model release. Now they get one of their own. The gift ticket lets them add a sentence to a real language model, and the next version is trained on it, with release notes, a research paper and benchmark scores.
Ticket by email, usually within ten minutes. See what the ticket looks like.
Asked just now, answered live by brAIAIn
Will AI take my job?
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This is the gift. It knows only what people paid to teach it. Your recipient gets to teach it one more thing.
How the gift works
- Buy a gift ticket. Checkout asks who it is for and who it is from.
- Get the ticket by email. It has a single-use gift code and a QR code.
- Print it or forward the link. The printed ticket fits in a 5 by 7 card.
- They scan it and write one sentence. They try it on a preview of the model, then check out for $0.00. Their new model version usually goes live within minutes.
What they get
- Their own model release. One sentence, one new version. The release notes have their name on them.
- A real research paper. Every version gets a paper and a page on the Models list, like the big labs, but shorter and more honest.
- A Hugging Face repository. Each release is frozen on Hugging Face, one repository per version.
- A certificate signed by a goose. The $9.99 ticket adds a printable certificate from the board. The chairman is a goose.
- Naming rights. The $24.99 ticket lets them choose the version's codename. Few people have named a language model.
Pick a size
| The Minnow. One sentence and a new version with their name on the release notes. | $2.49 |
| The Shark. Everything above, plus a printable certificate signed by the board. | $9.99 |
| The Whale. Everything above, and they choose the version's codename. | $24.99 |
Prefer to write the sentence for them? That is on the gifts page.
Questions
Is it a real AI?
It is a real language model. It is a very small one. It knows only what people paid to teach it, which is the joke and also the truth.
Will it be good at anything?
No. It scores 0.0% on grade-school math, and we publish that next to the best scores in the industry.
Does my gift ship?
Nothing ships. You get the ticket by email, then print it or forward the link.
Can it be returned?
No. Gift tickets are not refundable.
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BRAIAIN Laboratories is a parody AI lab with a real model. The sentence and the name it is credited to are public, so leave out anything private. Gift tickets are not refundable. Terms.